Bugger.

I’m sick as a chip; my company has an offer on at the moment with SKY incentives. If you book with us for any time in 2007 on confirmation the organiser of an event is issued with two return flights to a country of their choice in Europe or £600 worth of travel vouchers. I was rubbing my hands in anticipation of my freebies given that this place would collapse without me, only to be told that the offer is not available to anybody (let alone the guy who keeps the place from collapsing) who works for the company.

None of the other affiliates have that policy, if I want to go rope climbing or quad biking I can, as often as I like. Trouble is I don’t want to go rope climbing or quad biking, I want to go to Paris or Rome or Barcelona or even Madrid. The expression it’s a bastard springs to mind.