New boobs.
A friend of mine is thinking of having a boob job, today she is going for a consultation in Manchester. I suppose to find out how much it will cost, maybe they will have some special offers on, well its not long since the January sales and there could be some bargains to be had. Thinking from a mans point of view she doesn't need a boob job, they look fine to me. But as she is fond of saying after a couple of drinks “They look ok in a bra, but out and flopping around you wouldn’t give them a second look” I beg to differ dear I’m a dirty old man remember.
The first time she told me about her possible cosmetic surgery, she said that she couldn’t decide whether or not to get her boobs sorted or her tummy. I advised her to consider the fact that as she wanted another child it would be pointless having her tummy rearranged, hmmm she thought for a while, “What do you think about my arse” she spun round to give me a better look. I raised my eyebrows in admiration, “Trust me your arse looks delicious” I think I licked my lips but cant be sure, all this body talk was making me a little light headed. I just hope her boyfriend appreciates all this work she is going to have done, somehow I doubt he will, unless of course she starts wearing blue and white and kicks a football around.
The first time she told me about her possible cosmetic surgery, she said that she couldn’t decide whether or not to get her boobs sorted or her tummy. I advised her to consider the fact that as she wanted another child it would be pointless having her tummy rearranged, hmmm she thought for a while, “What do you think about my arse” she spun round to give me a better look. I raised my eyebrows in admiration, “Trust me your arse looks delicious” I think I licked my lips but cant be sure, all this body talk was making me a little light headed. I just hope her boyfriend appreciates all this work she is going to have done, somehow I doubt he will, unless of course she starts wearing blue and white and kicks a football around.
2 Comments:
Why oh Why?
Do you think you'll ever be tempted Dave?
I can't even be bothered with the anti wrinkle creams - just too lazy.
I do OK.
Kaz
Me tempted to have a boob job, I doubt it kaz, Having only ever seen your foot in the bath it looks to me that you do do ok.
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