I can see clearly now, sort of

I may have solved my myopic problem, at least temporarily, I found a pair of glasses at work they look quite cool to. Gold frames, not too heavy, they give me a distinguished look. I tried them on but they just made things worse, it was obvious that whoever had owned these specs had the same problem I had but the other way round.

My right eye is worse than my left, his left eye must have been worse than his right. I know this because I put them on upside down and hey presto I could see again, that’s a slight exaggeration, I'm not blind, I just have trouble reading and when using the computer, probably through years of reading and using the computer.

The only major problem, apart from looking like a dick is that they keep falling off, unless I keep my head perfectly straight, which of course I cant do whilst I'm working because of having to look up at my PC screen and down at what’s on my desk. So I taped an elastic band to the arms and this keeps them on my head.

The upshot of this is that I now have a rather nasty red mark on the bridge of my nose which is irritating, still its a small price to pay and this illuminating exercise has reaffirmed my intention to visit the opticians as soon as possible. Meanwhile I have been getting some very odd looks from my colleagues.