Global bollocks

We live in a selfish world and despite what people would have you believe there is no such thing as the common good. Even the expression common good is self-contradictory. If you take what we call civilisation at face value then its very easy to fool yourself that somehow right will triumph over wrong, however dig a little deeper and very soon the truth will dawn.

The planet is infested with lieing, cheating, murdering, selfish human beings. Its always been so, and I fear always will be so, future generations of human kind will have to look out for themselves. We can't help them, we can't advise them, nobody learns from history, they never have. We are millions, and millions of sheep all doing as we are told by a few select sheep who have the insight to see the potential of being the shepherd.

Global warming is a term we hear all the time now, we have injured the earth to the point of major change and if we don’t act now to rectify this malady future generations will suffer because of the indiscriminate vandalism we inflict on nature. My point here is that for the best part of my life I have tried to be unselfish, I have tried to do the right thing by others, but there comes a time when this kind of behaviour wears a bit thin and for me that time has come.

In short I don't give a fuck about global warming, I couldn’t care less that people who come after me will have to endure temperature that could cook a Sunday dinner, or that they will live in barren landscapes reminiscent of the Land that time forgot. It’s a natural progression of human evolution and history. In the past people have had to put up with Genghis Khan, and later Hitler. We had to put up or shut up with Maggie Thatcher, so they will have to put up with skin cancer, living on a burnt out planet with no air, and the anarchy that all that will bring.

I think its a fair swap, and anyway the ceaseless hammering they will receive from a sun no longer filtered by a long gone atmosphere will turn everyone black, you don’t get a more level playing field than that, think of it, racism will no longer be an issue.

So I say car drivers of the world unite, say no to higher fuel prices, say no to higher aviation tax, and say yes to global warming....You know it makes sense.