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Thursday, June 07, 2007

No will power.

Well I have lost quite a bit of weight just recently so a clothes shopping trip is on the cards, I definitely need a new suit, what I have now makes me look a little like David Byrne from Talking heads. I have tons of tops bought at various times over the years when abroad, but I do like buying new shirts and shoes. I don’t think I will be visiting the lady in Middleton with the huge bum this time around as pretty as she is.

I have a friend who has difficulty weight wise, up, down, up, down, she only has to look at a buffet for thirty-six people and she puts a stone on. I called round the other day to drop some CD’s of and she was sat there daintily eating a Ryveta and tomato slice, and telling me she was back on her diet. I wished her well of course and when I told her how much I had lost she promptly got up, went to the fridge and taking out a couple of cans said “Lets celebrate”.

I left her several cans later, very merry and tucking into Smarties, chips and burger, I reminded her that it would interfere with her diet, and she replied “F**k the diet”. Its going to be a long road I think.

Labels: David Byrne, diet, smarties, Talking heads, weight

posted by Dave G at 3:27 pm

2 Comments:

Blogger KAZ said...

Excellent news Dave - love that Talking Heads album and the movie.
I'm on a permanent diet - I call it the Sauvignon low fat diet.
It works.

7:54 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

I peddle like the clappers on my exercise bike to that CD, water flowing underground always gets me a sweat up.

12:08 pm  

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