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Friday, August 17, 2007

Sparkle of Manchester.

Iv been commissioned to build a web site for a new company in Manchester called “Sparkle”, they are a beauty treatment salon where the ladies can get their legs and bikini line waxed and any other area that can’t be got at with a razor (Shades of the last post). They perform manicures and pedicures as well as massage, tanning and teeth whitening. It’s a one stop shop for cleaning up your act as it were and I am having to learn new terminology for lady bits as well as being privy to some of the best kept secrets that women don’t keep.

Its amazing just how much there is to nail care, such things as Bio Sculpture gel, overlays and infills were before this week just scary words that women used when attacking a mans wallet. And who would have thought that the words fibreglass systems could be applied to nails. Sworovski crystal for example could be the plot of a new James Bond film for all I knew, but it seems it’s the now thing for teeth, and not just something you hang round your neck.

The head honcho has told me I can have 10% off anything in his salon, though what I could have done there is debatable. Still they do a rather good line in St Tropez sun tan spray. Yeah sounds good what with my new Goatee and bronze kipper, I will be getting nearer to Sean Connery, that should please “Kaz” and “the British bird”

Labels: beauty treatment, bio sculpture gel, facial, manicure, pedicure, tanning, waxing

posted by Dave G at 3:19 pm

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manicures and Pedicures aren't just for women, you know! There's nothing wrong with taking care of your nails - and it's pretty sexy when a guy hands, rough as they might be, have their nails neatly trimmed and taken care of.

7:43 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

Lydia
I entirely agree, as it happens I have a thing about nails, can't stand dirty unkept nails, mine are as you put it "pretty sexy"

10:51 am  
Blogger KAZ said...

Sounds good Dave - but isn't Sean about 20 years older than you?
Still - he's had the surgery I suppose. Don't overdo that tan.

Me - I'm a low maintenance gal - and it shows.

12:36 pm  
Blogger The British Bird. said...

How olds Sean then? I have to compair resent Connery pics with your mug now Dave.

Sean for an older guy... whoo hoo! I wouldnt shove him out of bed!
OK, He was born in 1930
(doing the maths) that makes him 77 I believe, if he already has had his birthday this year.

Kaz, see my blog for some OOOHH la la!

6:04 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

Kaz
Twenty years older or not he is still attractive to women, I raise my hat to him, well I would if I wore one. I'm quite fond of low maintainance girls, not nearly as much work as high maintainance but you still get the benefits.

6:27 pm  
Blogger Dave G said...

the british bird
I cant hold a candle to Sean I'm afraid, but rest assured I do my best.

6:29 pm  

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