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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

What's my motivation?

Well I finally got the rabbit suit, tried it on and to be honest felt a bit of a dick. But I'm game for anything and I feel sure that with a few drinks inside me and the company of my little tease Maddy I will soon lose my inhibitions and get into the swing of things.

Can't remember what it is she is supposed to be wearing but whatever it is she will look great, she can wear anything that girl and look good. I'm always a little reticent about this dressing up business, well wouldn’t you be? Somehow it always turns out ok.

Like the nuclear fallout suits with matching helmets and oxygen tanks. I couldn’t quite get my head round that one, but sure enough within a short time she brought me up to speed. The helmets came in handy, people can’t see your face, which makes it easier to perform and less embarrassing that way. Come to think of it the oxygen did too, wouldn’t have seen the end of the night without a couple of gobfulls of that stuff. I wonder sometimes if our relationship would have lasted if we had stuck to camping and fishing, probably not, it was floundering anyway and was badly in need of a good spicing up. I suppose lots of couples suffer from boredom at one time or another. Well if your relationship has lost its excitement and sparkle, do as we did and join your local amateur dramatic society.

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